December 02, 2020 No Cash, It's Cold By The Editors “The share of completely non-cash customers who use a bank card but do not withdraw cash from an ATM for a month is steadily growing. Now it is 39%, which is 5 percentage points higher than before the pandemic.” – Alexander Vedyakhin, First Deputy Chairman of the Board of Sberbank, on the growing number of clients who are not using cash at all Economy News Quote
November 25, 2020 Slander and Golden Schemes By The Editors "I will transfer the amounts collected from the slanderers to an orphanage, I will publish a copy of the payment here." – Head of Roscosmos Dmitry Rogozin, writing on his Facebook page that he would donate any proceeds from his suit against three news portals for slander Children News Quote
November 18, 2020 Packed Pillows, Drug Decreases, and Teacher's Top Dollars By The Editors “A man caught the pillow. As it later turned out, it was the driver of the Tomskoe Pivo [Beer] enterprise, and he tried to hastily hide it in his car… The driver was detained.” – A source in Tomsk region’s law enforcement on the latest developments in the arrest of the town’s mayor Cities & Towns Government Quote
November 11, 2020 Expiring Diplomas By The Editors "Today, this absurdity is the rule. Who told you that [a graduate] has not forgotten 95 percent of what he actually studied there?" – Dmitry Peskov, suggesting the idea of instituting an expiration date for university diplomas Education News Quote
November 04, 2020 Pink Weather and QR-Codes By The Editors “In general, yes, winter is expected not to be cold. Winter is predicted in this color - I'm even afraid to pronounce the word – pink." – Roman Vilfand, scientific director of Russia’s Hydrometeorological Center, on the colors that will appear this winter on meteorological maps (pink means temperatures higher than norms) Moscow News Quote
October 28, 2020 Hopes for iPhones and Restrictions By The Editors “Almost the entire first batch of iPhone 12 and iPhone 12 Pro was bought up over the weekend. A number of models with the most popular blue colors have already sold out. The highest demand was for the Pro version, with 70% of customers choosing it. New consignments of goods are expected in the near future.” – Report by MTS, on the popularity of new iPhones in Russia, which sold out at MTS stores within three days Health News Quote
October 21, 2020 Dancing Less and School Issues By The Editors “Let's dance and hug a little less, and give less work to our healthcare system.” – Yevgeny Yelin, vice-governor of St. Petersburg, on a recent proposal to close restaurants in the city at 11 PM. Education Health Quote
October 14, 2020 Savings and Plateaus By The Editors “Compared to the crisis period, the share of people adhering to a savings policy in economic behavior has decreased: 68% of Russians believe that it is better to spend as little as possible, saving as much as possible for the future.” – Results of a poll conducted by the Russian Public Opinion Center, on how Russians are saving and spending money Health News Statistics Quote
October 07, 2020 Job Offer for Trump By The Editors “Note: this is parody, using #deepfake technology (but the job is there, Donald).” – Tweet from Kremlin-funded network RT, promoting an ad about its coverage of the US election News Politics Quote
September 30, 2020 Damaging Food and The Fight against Coronavirus By The Editors “You see, this is all the food industry. Unfortunately, the food industry is killing us on par with tobacco.” – Doctor and TV presenter Alexander Myasnikov, on the common mistakes people make when they’re trying to eat right Food & Drink News Quote
September 23, 2020 Pop Star Politics By The Editors “Just know that you don’t give away your loved one… Belarusians, we are a force.” – a group of Belarusian and Russian pop singers, singing in a patriotic music video to support President Lukashenko Music Pop Culture Quote
September 16, 2020 McDonald's, Mayor Measures, Pets on Planes By The Editors "McDonald's is expanding its geographic presence and plans to open the first factories in the Far Eastern Federal District in December 2020." – Press announcement by McDonald’s, which plans to open its first restaurants in Russia’s Far East Animals Geography Moscow Quote