August 12, 2020

On Melons and Vacationers


On Melons and Vacationers
Photo by Sunyu Kim on Unsplash

“You risk getting an upset stomach, but there is no scientific evidence for this fact.”

– An announcement from Russia’s Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing, on the incorrect way to eat melons: consumers should avoid eating melons with cold water, milk, fermented milk products or alcohol, in order to prevent upset stomachs.

Runner-Up Quote

“Many vacationers … do not maintain a safe distance in crowded places: on beaches, entertainment facilities. It was reported that there were long lines.”

– First Vice President of the Russian Peace Foundation, Elena Sutormina, reporting the results of a “resort problems” hotline.
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