This week, Putin gets a cool new birthday present; an official broadcasts his workout regimen; and strange sediment puzzles scientists.

“Compared to the crisis period, the share of people adhering to a savings policy in economic behavior has decreased: 68% of Russians believe that it is better to spend as little as possible, saving as much as possible for the future.”

– Results of a poll conducted by the Russian Public Opinion Center, on how Russians are saving and spending money

A recent study finds that Siberia's air quality may be worse than you'd think.

Somehow, a blind man in Orenburg has been sporting a drivers' license for the last two years.

This week Russians get diet advice, the president of Belarus gets kicked out of a neighboring country, and even cats aren't excused from social distancing.

A hospital in Kursk is under investigation after a woman awoke post-surgery in the morgue.

“Thank you, I have said everything. You can shout 'Leave'.”

– Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko in response to workers at the Minsk Wheel Tractor Plant

This week: cereal jingles go viral, animal crossings save critters, and paratroopers take a swim in a fountain in celebration. Sounds pretty run-of-the-mill.

“I have nothing to share.”

– Comedian Maksim Galkin in response to journalists asking him about rumors of divorce between him and his wife, the musical icon Alla Pugacheva.

The President of Russia's neighboring Belarus says he had coronavirus, but even that didn't keep him down.

This week, we're warned once again to be careful on the internet; priests use their powers for good; and criminals have never been so dang cute.

A batch of cherniki was found to contain high levels of dangerous radiation.