This week, we're abandoning all pretense of mature adulthood. We've got cool shotguns, exploding caves, and a teacher who just couldn't wait. Gosh, mom, get out of my room!

A baseball dating back to the 12th century has been unearthed in one of Russia's oldest cities.

This week: education! Tests for hopeful investors, savings for college, and learning what exactly is in sausage. 

“This is a special lightweight shoe, which is currently the lightest possible in the world, so that there is no additional load (when it is delivered to orbit).”

– Press release from Faradei shoe company, which recently developed a special shoe for astronauts

A library's famous cat now resides with the big yarn ball in the sky, thanks to foul play.

A pensioner was fined for highlighting voter fraud in Russia's recent round of constitutional amendments.

News, quotes, and tidbits from all around Russia.

A hospital in Kursk is under investigation after a woman awoke post-surgery in the morgue.

St. Petersburg saw over 2,000 attendees at its stand-up-paddleboard (SUP) festival this year, many in costume and with pets in tow.

A herd of camels, released by an 83-year-old pensioner, is wreaking havoc in Astrakhan region.

This week, mammoths are ripe for the picking; fishy business practices turn violent; and a TV show is labelled a bad influence on Russian families.

This week, we're warned once again to be careful on the internet; priests use their powers for good; and criminals have never been so dang cute.