12 reviews of Five o'clock Vodka
Great for wounds but poison to drink. Classy plastic bottle.
Reviewer: Corbin | Score: 1
This is quite possibly the worst liquor that I've ever had, honestly. However, a half gallon of the viscous stuff will only set you back around $12.25 or so (depending on where you live) and the hangover isn't as bad as I've gotten from other cheap liquors.
This stuff got me through college.
Reviewer: blackrogue | Score: 5
Can't say I'm a connosieur of booze or vodka or alcohol in general, but I do know that good ol' Five'O'Clock will do the trick for you. Recommended: drink it while on top of the roof of one of your college classrooms!! Then go to work!
Reviewer: The Wasp | Score: 3
Do you like drinking rubbing alcohol? If so then this one is for you. Mask with lots of juice.
Reviewer: Corbin Dickerson | Score: 1
This is my favorite vodka cause it's easy to mix, easy to shot, and it's super cheap. It rocks.
Reviewer: paulynne | Score: 5
best vodka ever
Reviewer: adamdiz | Score: 5
My first nasty hangover was with Five O'clock vodka. Nasty, nasty, nasty stuff
Reviewer: Kafer | Score: 1
ewww. Stay away, FAR away.
Reviewer: Tim | Score: 1
This is easily the most disgusting vodka available anywhere. It'd be cheaper (and tastier) to buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol and chug the whole thing.
Reviewer: Vince | Score: 1
It's $10.99 for a whole 1.75 liters over at a local liquor shop, or a whole five or six less than Popov. At that low price, it's still not a bargain; it's so tongue-gnashingly harsh and belly-churningly caustic that I find it hard to believe it receives any form of treatment other than dilution and bottling. Just no reason for anyone over twenty-one who's not homeless or an end-stage alcoholic to consider drinking this product.
Reviewer: Dave | Score: 1
If you happen to be a masochist and/or an individual who likes to punish yourself.. This is the vodka for you. Get an E on an exam? Five o clock. Dog didn't obey your commands? Five o clock. Forgot to more mow the lawn and your spouse is pissed? Five o clock will administer the punishment nessecary to make you regret and forget everything you ever did. This stuff is anxiety in a bottle, and it will make you pay. Tastes like... Five o clock. Id rather lick a detroit sidewalk than go through the trauma of five o clock again.
Reviewer: Derrek | Score: 1
I love this stuff. I just chase shots correctly so I can't taste it. Once I get a few down, I can comfortably chase after drinking straight from the bottle. Makes for a quick night, but that is the point.
Reviewer: Syphilic | Score: 5